These are the things that we hear day in and day out.
Sometimes we laugh
sometimes we don't
but any way you slice it, Mollyisms are not a dumb one.
- Molly: Knock Knock us Who's There? Molly: Come in!
- It ok Jack
- Daddy Jack need a binky.
- Molly: Reeed Robin Us: Yum
- We going to get presents?
- Make the car talk, Mommy (Molly wanting Dr. Nightmare of our GPS to talk)
- I had a hard day. I need to lay down.
- I want...choclate icecream with a cherry on top and the sprinklies
- I want a Star one flavored bug juice (note: star flavored = cherry. Obviously because cherry star kisses from Dairy Queen are red and Star flavored)
- This sucks
- I want to go back pack ride. I want to take a kitty on it.
- Oops.
- It's a hard poop mommy (Like a true girl, Molly hates admitting that she too must poop)
- Peepee on the potty peepee on the potty (sings)
- I make the water turn green Mommy (we dump blue food coloring water in her potty to help make peeing more exciting; try it at home, spice up your potty time.)
- I dump it. I dump the peepee in the potty
- I flush it.
- Mommy I flush your potty?
- Yaay Mommy you go peepee on the potty too! Good job Mommy! (followed by a high five)
- Build me a castle with the pillows. and the blanket.
- I wanna ride a pony
- No. That's a dumb one.
- Hey Kid. Hey Kid you dropped your cellpone.
- I help you?
- You play with me kid?
- Thank you playing with me kid
- your welcome kid.
- I have a butt.
- Yetitiz (yes it is)
- Wanna play? (proceeded by Molly yanking you off the couch onto the floor)
- No eat my food Kon not for you.
- I want....appiejuits
- I tirsty
- I want... choclatemilks
- I want the cheeeez (cheetos)
- I need my Tee-B
- I need watch my show
- I want.... Adventure Times
- Ummm Powerpup girld (Power Puff Girls)
- No hamburder
- No hot dog dumb
- I want to eat yeaves (leaves = salad)
- I want trees (broccoli)
- I dip it?
- I wanna go to the plaaaayground
- Daddy, Watch out for the trees!
- Oh no monter train!
- Daddy you gotta get a stick and yell at the monters and go yah yah
- grap the stick with you han and you yah yah
- don't hurt baby brodder (shortly after that statement, Molly got banned from coming to Jack's doctor's appointments for trying to slay the nurses for stabbing her brother with shots)
- Not your little man daddy, it's mommy little man
- It's ok Butterfly, Molly got you (said in the same cadence as Fawn says things to animals in the Tinkerbell Movies)
- I don't like it
- No funny dumb funny
- My Jammies... My glasses! (said in the same cadence as seen in the city of thieves episode of Adventure Time. My daughter is a true nerd in the works. I'm so proud)
- You be the monter daddy (I then chase her around the play ground until she stabs me repeatedly with the sharpest pointiest stick you can find)
- read me story
- you play my kitties?
- Need to get the babies for the mama kitty
- no like boom booms (thunderstorms)
- Mommy I want to watch animals A-N-I-M-L-S
- When counting Molly does good up till fourteen, then skips fifteen and sixteen jumping straight to seventeen.
- You need a bandaid daddy?
- Daddy don't pick your toe
- Mommy Daddy needs a bandaid (the above three were in conjunction to a hang nail I had on my toe, which Molly carefully observed daily until it was healed, informing Sue at every instance when it needed a bandaid.)
- I got a boo boo too. Need a bandaid (Molly's boo boos are invariably almost always so tiny you can hardly see the remnant of a scab that was a boo boo like three weeks ago. But she's very insistent. And of course anytime someone else has a boo boo, hers are waaay worse and she always has to compare.)
- I kiss it better?
- Say your sorry to Daddy Mama. Gib Daddy a hug. (Molly always takes my side in arguments; yet another reason why she rocks).
- That a dumb lady. (to the lady that almost hit them the other day because she ran a stop sign while on a cell phone)
- No hit the car. No hit the car.
- Put Jack down he sleepy.
- Carry me.
- Jack I play your toys?
- I not stinky. I Molly.
- I not a baby. I a yittle girl (little girl)
- Jack smiling at me, Mommy.
- Aww it's cuute.
- Jack making noisies
Stay tuned for more fun later.
