Friday, December 29, 2006

Friday is Random Day -- Week in Review Wesley Willis Style


Christmas itself was a harmony joybus Ride.
It rocked to the max
Marie and Justin, your house hit me like a haymaker
it hit me like a bout of diahrrea
It hit me like a hundred dollars in the face.

Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
Christmaaaas
Christmas!


Nintendo Wii you are my hero
You rock an roll in every way
You tell the voices to shut the fuck up
an' enjoy the show
Rock N roll Wii

Nintendo Wii
Nintendo Wii
Nintendo Wii
Nintendo Wiiiiii
Nintendo Wii


On Wednesday at 8 am I ran back to work
i hightailed it like Oj simpson
work saw me first and shot me
work shot me up like a heroin addict
work shot me up full of lead and I fell down to the floor
I got back up off the floor and tried to hit work with my fist
I tried to hit work in the face
but work hit me with a freakout hell bus riiide

Fucking Work
Fucking Work
Fucking Woooork
Fucking Work
Fucking Work!

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